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One time I accidentally my whole car.

I found a 510 wagon for sale on Ebay out of Portland OR. It looks like it got the harlequin treatment. And I want it so bad.

Alternatively,

Close, but no cigar. A haiku goes 5-7-5. Yours goes 6-8-5.

My starter keeps grinding and it's pissing me off.

Obligatory.

6th gear: Fuck no! I'll put my hands wherever the hell I want to on my steering wheel! If I'm stuck in traffic, I'm going to put my hand at 6. If I'm having a leisurely cruise I'm going to put my right hand at 11. If I'm driving in anger, my hands will be at 9 and 3.

Crown Vic? V10? NP.

As soon as I saw the article title, I immediately thought of the Killdozer. If it doesn't make the list, I will have lost all faith in the editors.

Looks delicious. Wish I could get Dogfish Head in Idaho. :c

I couldn't do it. Hours upon end of going straight sounds boring as hell to me.

I know I nominated it, then I had a lengthy discussion with someone that disagreed with everything I said about it. Veloster has a lot of haters.

Misread as "Bobby Hill," did a double take, and was promptly disappointed.

What is defined by you as a "good car" differs wildly from what someone else thinks.

Why don't these prototype cars have roof flaps? They seem too aerodynamic, and would have probably kept this Toyota from flying here.

/shrug

I drove the N/A one and I thought it was pleasant. I didn't have any problem with how it turned or how the go pedal worked. I actually thought it was quite nimble.

It drives a lot like a Mini. Seriously.

Hell, I've never worked on my car INSIDE a garage. I'm a backyard mechanic. Fuck anyone who says it's uncivilized.