bitcrusher
Bit Crusher
bitcrusher

You've obviously never had something break while you're driving.

Hold on, did I accidentally stumble onto Gawker? How is this even tangentially car-related?

Waze is great, unless you live in a smallish town. Speed traps here change constantly, so Waze is never accurate.

/facepalm

The Zonda doesn't make sense either, but it looks much more badass and can actually make a turn while doing so.

Haters will inevitably hate, but here we have a genuinely fun car to drive complete with funky cool looks that can get somewhere in the area of 40 MPG.

Oh yes, because it's not like the GTR was made to be a race car for the street, right? That would just be ridiculous. A V8 and twin turbos? You're kidding, right? That's just absurd.

It's a pointless car, is what I'm getting at. It's fat, heavy, and is only good in a straight line. I'd have a GTR over this fat slob any day.

To appreciate a prius or a minivan they would both have to be at least somewhat remotely cool. Neither are even on the radar as far as cool factor. Need a minivan? Buy a wagon. Need a Prius? Get a motorcycle. Or a wagon.

There is no better way of announcing "I AM A DOUCHEBAG AND A MASSIVE TOOL" than by making your car look like this. Every time I see extreme negative camber, I can only assume the owner rode the short bus when they were young.

Mostly both, because bumper stickers, minivans, and prii are all fucking terrible things that need to stop existing

>implying everyone in the entire world lives in Germany

Because it can totally top 225 on a road, in the world, with police who have guns and spike strips.

Turkey leg wrapped in bacon. They call it a "Swanson."

I'd have to say Gulf livery or the John Player Special livery.

I'll be astonished if it doesn't have a crash.

Yawn. So a fat, bloated, overpriced, overheavy, over-engineered, slow car is taking a trip around the 'ring? I find it incredibly hard to get excited about anything Veyron. It's more of a status symbol than a sports car, and shame on Bugatti for selling it as such.

Why isn't it a Raptor?

It's definitely a G20. Red taillights span the width of the trunk and go over the plate frame, and I see the white markers in full screen. C-pillar shape matches too.

Soundtrack laid over exhaust note killed it for me. Is it safe to assume it plays through the whole video?