Meanwhile, Jesus Christ:

I have friends that have been tour support for him and literally everyone hates him.

Oh, look, more evidence of Amber’s abuse people won’t admit as legit because they think Gone Girl is the most common scenario in society, instead of an entitled angry addict becoming violent towards a woman. Now it makes sense why she was carrying her laptop while leaving her lawyer’s office. Wonder who will get the…

It’s telling how the woman in her mid-20ies is a homewrecker, while the poor, naive man twice her age and life experience was just an easy mark to exploit and blackmail.

I think he never intended to make it this far, however now he is at the point of no return so he has to stick it out. I think he just wanted to enter the primaries, win Florida, get beat out, then give a speech about how the system was rigged.

I’ve been in bed with a republican before, it did not end well.

Maybe I’m just trying to convince myself that this didn’t really happen, but is it very likely anyone would insert a tampon they found unsealed?

As a large busted lady, I can tell you from experience: big titties look like big titties, no matter what you cover them up with.

People are always trying to police my tits. YOU CANT HOLD THESE TITS DOWN!

MAYYYBBEEE I’m just being bitchy today but this seems more like a humblebrag than an actual thing that happened.

Bargain orgies are bound to look like this:

Adding orgies to the list of things you probably shouldn’t buy at a discount, like plastic surgery or sushi.

LOL

Reasonable my ass: here he is acting like a pouty toddler when confronted in his stance of disallowing rape crisis counselors from telling rape victims they are allowed to have abortions. There’s nothing moderate, adult, or redeeming about this vile, dishonest cretin.

I feel uncomfortably pandered to.

Madonna

Rita Wilson has albums?