I took the train from Chicago to New Orleans, was able to bring my bike for $50, packed four huge carry-ons at no extra charge, and enjoyed walking around, sitting in the observation car, and drinking the beers I brought in my purse. Train travel rules, and we should be talking about how to make it better. Read more
I think my German landlady said it best, when charging about her husband’s complaining: “Men. They are born babies, and they die babies.” Read more
Was just lamenting the terrible dreams I had last night, so it’s nice to see some wonderful news on the Internet. Read more
Here’s another cool, laid-back guy who was great at getting women to talk to him.
I bought a BigMouth floaty shaped like a toilet last year, and I consider it the best $25 I’ve ever spent. Read more
The up-side is this will expedite Pence’s gay sex tape leak, cause only a closeted homo could hate gay folks that much. Read more
Dudes, I came down with a wicked case of something-that-wasn’t-strep one year over Halloween. I remember waking up in a fever at a friend’s party, then the next thing I knew a nurse was pumping morphine into an IV in my arm, and two days later I was a person again. The throat maladies are real. Read more
God, this campaign’s comebacks are such a stretch, Trump might want to hire a staff physical therapist. Read more