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3/26/19
9:37 AM
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I took the train from Chicago to New Orleans, was able to bring my bike for $50, packed four huge carry-ons at no extra charge, and enjoyed walking around, sitting in the observation car, and drinking the beers I brought in my purse. Train travel rules, and we should be talking about how to make it better.

12/6/16
10:53 AM
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I think my German landlady said it best, when charging about her husband’s complaining: “Men. They are born babies, and they die babies.”

11/21/16
9:53 AM
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Have not been following along, so quick question: What is Kanye West’s fucking problem?

9/29/16
10:48 PM
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Amber Rose should body shame... I mean body slam Hough into a dumpster.

8/31/16
7:39 AM
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Was just lamenting the terrible dreams I had last night, so it’s nice to see some wonderful news on the Internet.

8/30/16
6:13 PM
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Here’s another cool, laid-back guy who was great at getting women to talk to him.

7/21/16
1:19 PM
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I bought a BigMouth floaty shaped like a toilet last year, and I consider it the best $25 I’ve ever spent.

7/15/16
11:15 AM
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The up-side is this will expedite Pence’s gay sex tape leak, cause only a closeted homo could hate gay folks that much.

7/6/16
11:44 PM
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Dudes, I came down with a wicked case of something-that-wasn’t-strep one year over Halloween. I remember waking up in a fever at a friend’s party, then the next thing I knew a nurse was pumping morphine into an IV in my arm, and two days later I was a person again. The throat maladies are real.

6/29/16
11:50 AM
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Oh my God, you’re on the Professional Lo Mein Eating circuit too?

6/27/16
5:17 PM
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God, this campaign’s comebacks are such a stretch, Trump might want to hire a staff physical therapist.

6/15/16
6:16 PM
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Sit down Aunt PETA, you don’t know what you’re talking about.

6/9/16
5:30 PM
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This dude needs to be fired... in a rocket... to the moon.