I am also a frequent NYC-DC train rider and I LOVE IT.

Leading the opposition to Trump and his policies is the last thing Obama should be doing.

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.

“Dobb Knobbin’” made me LOL at my desk

Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

We’ve got a long history of diversity and welcoming people to our community.”

Is Julianne the same bitch that wore blackface for a costume?

Jesus, you scared me for a minute there.

Not creative, but

See also: I am reading a book because I want to read this book, not because I am killing time until a man comes to talk to me.

Why is she tweeting Trump style? Sad!

This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.

Well that un-rapes dozens of women.

I have keratoconus in my right eye and am legally blind in it. WOO.

no, that tweet is dated to last december. he’s just joining the conga line of republicans hurling their dignity merrily onto the bonfire so they can serve taco salad on the trump train.

god bless, him tryna look all presidential and then hitching his cart to this yellow nag

Glad to have you out of Indiana’s vaginas hair, Pence. Have fun walking that one back.

omg no no no no no no no no no no

You would think Scott Brown would avoid this issue since she wiped the floor with him when he ran against her. I hear he’s angling for the VP nod! A couple of bigger doofuses I cannot imagine.