“met by all the aborted fetuses at the gates of heaven and they would thank him … for what he did because his actions saved lives of other unborn fetuses.”

If aborted fetuses are hanging out at the gates of heaven, then we should abort all the fetuses, right? I mean, if they get birthed and grow up to be people, they’ll definitely, definitely sin and might end up in hell. Or they might get raised by scary Muslims or something. Goodness gracious...

He kind of looks like my dad... I mean my dad is a tad less insane but you know, the hair and beard.

...The first thing I thought of was how are the fetuses moving and I don’t think I want to meet fetuses.

Look at the way he’s staring at her tits - DEFINITELY THE FATHER

Mug shot? More like SMUG shot.

Counterpoint: The Mushroom Death Suit seems like a great idea as well as the name of my new band. I would definitely consider this. (hopefully not for a loooooong time tho)

I think what she said was stupid, but homophobic? If every homophobe had this attitude there would be far fewer problems.

Oh my god! A celebrity has their own opinions but knows how to be respectful to people she doesnt agree with!? how crazy is that!?

I would like to thank the period-having coworkers with whom I consulted for this blog.

roll tide to that gif

i pray for the state of your notifications in about 10 minutes

Why is not being an asshole so baffling for some people? Is it really that hard?

Oh you and your logic!

So here is what I don't understand about the law. The product of an abortion, just like the blood and tissue from any other medical procedure, is a biohazard. Biohazards are properly disposed of by...wait for it...incineration. The cost of waste disposal is built into a procedure. Therefore, aborted fetuses are…

thank god. as a hoosier woman, this has been both ragestroke-inducing and heartbreaking.

When he signed the bill, Indiana Governor Mike Pence called it “a comprehensive pro-life measure that affirms the value of all human life.”

Would it be naughty of me to mention that JLo literally could be her current boyfriend’s mother?

It’s a good thing my dog is going to live forever and I won’t have to go through this.