It’s not like unhealthy 79 years olds are just up and dying every day...wait what’s that? they are?...uh...uh...nevermind.

It is not like he was almost 80 or anything like that. He probably had a good 40 years left.

Well people like him and he’s very smart...very very smart. He also knows very smart people as they are his friends. He’s only friends with smart people so trust him...he’ll figure out a way that will work for everyone.

It would make more sense to say he’d restructure our tax code so that Apple couldn’t hoard $35 billion overseas.

Yeah, I’d like to hear how a free-market capitalist can reconcile forcing a company to manufacture goods in the US. Assuming it were within the government’s power to do so, wouldn’t it require a whole bunch of those spooky regulations and government meddling you hear so much about?

His official statement is: “I’m sorry. I can’t. Don’t hate me.”

OK I take it back, he’s a Berger.

All I can see is Rat Rat screaming “Damn it James, you are NOT dying on me! You’re gonna make it!” But we all know James is fucking dead.

Read up a little more on this woman and her history, I think she’s lying. That said, I feel no pity for Brown as this is extremely believable since he is a scumbag. If he was a good dude with no history of violence, people would be a lot quicker to defend him.

Even if the allegations were false, they couldn’t have happened to a better person.

I have a “bikini body.” Because I have a body, and I put a bikini on it, full stop.

Don’t feed the troll...

Also, DOMA overturned, DODT abandoned, gay marriage legal thanks to the SCOTUS justice appointed by Obama. Don’t forget queer black people are black people too!!

Okay. Given that Obama made the Affordable Care Act the cornerstone of his presidency, and given that a vast number of African-Americans were among the previously uninsured, I’d say the Obama administration has been the engine behind significant improvements to African-American wellbeing. You can also add his…

Why are these people so terrible at approximating genuine human emotions?

“I always used to eat Milk-Bones as a kid. I thought they were very good,” Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina said in a video for IJ Review, before taking a bite of one, spitting it out, and attempting unsuccessfully to feed it to a dog.

Oh for the days of the 1970s when the Village People convinced all of us that members of the Navy had no interest in naked women.

I get always get stuck on the inhumanity and lack of common decency. You’ve signed up to fight, and possibly die for your country but your gravitas and sense of honor doesn’t extend far enough to not pull Porky’s style bullshit on YOUR FELLOW crew member ?

That does it. I officially support banning men from the military