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tfw you serially date uber religious dudes and then are like wtf bone me please and they are like dude what part of this did you not get and you’re like tru

No, that’s segregation. Seriously, these people are being ironically bigoted.

Texas did just that back in 2010. It’s now called “Letter Math.”

I dated a freelance Jazz pianist for like, 45 seconds, and he once played me an original jazz tune in the nude the morning after and I was just like... uhhhh sounds great but what I could really use is some excedrin and a cup of coffee thanx bye

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together.

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I was against pennies way before you! *adjusts flannel shirt and plays a wax cylinder* In all seriousness, it’s good John Oliver is giving this issue attention.

She probably just fell in with a bad crowd and is hotboxing a truck down by the duck pond. She’ll be all right. We’ve all been there.

everywhere is a scary place to a red panda!

RED PANDA GIF PARTY!!!

SO MANY MORE

Okay, no but for real, she can stay with me at my house. We can be roomies, & brush each other’s hair/fur, & get into wacky shenanigans.

This happened in my home town. She’s climbing from old growth redwood tree to old growth redwood tree in the grove behind the zoo where teenagers play capture the flag. I’m actually more worried she’ll get killed and eaten by a tweaker than by any type of animal predator.

ALWAYS

The same thing happened in Rotterdam (the Netherlands) last Sunday. It was a male red panda and it caused delays at the train station.

What a bullshit painting. I don’t believe for a second his hair was that straight and frizz free.

The life of an SVU writer must be awesome, just sitting there waiting for shit to go down.

Yep when it’s a white guy he’s mentally ill but very treatable. Come one guys he deserves a second chance. /s

12 Years? You can get more than that for selling weed.