Long story short,

Not to mention Kim has been dethroned and it’s entirely possible that Kylie could be the “Beast”

I love your gif but this is sort of how I’m feeling about the situation. Le sigh

I’m so angry that I can’t even be snarky. My heart goes out to everyone this affects. I go to PP for my primary care here in Toronto, so if I was just an hour south of the border, i would be in fucking tailspin mode.

Selling my clothes drunk on HSN is my dream job.

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

The doll recordings still work. Beware. They are like the sing-song dreams of haunted dead children.

Open the play room door, Barbie!

“I can’t do that Krirsten Kale Nevaeh. I know you and Brygytte Whole Fyoods were going to cut my hair and swap my head with Skipper’s”

Well, we’ll just go through the servants entrance.

“I think you’ll find that difficult without your Kate Spade sparkle flats, Krirsten.”

WHAT IS SEX

and handguns were the most commonly used weapon.

This was a very creative and funny line. Thank you.

I followed the link and watched the “sexy birthday makeup video” so I can tell you what she looks like. A carbon copy of her make up artist.

How to Make Your Breasts Look Girlie (Advice from an Asshole)

I like everything about it except the clothes, hair, and earrings.

I think the 9/11 memorial spotlight/beacon things should just be a laser show of this tweet in the sky.

If he gets elected, it will be for 8 years. Four years just ain’t enough time to fix everything that Obummer broke

They do realize that she wasn’t jailed for living out her Christian faith, right? She was jailed for not doing her fucking job and preventing others from doing theirs as well. How hard is that to understand? Sure, when she was elected she didn’t think she’d have to issue marriage licenses for same-sex couples because…