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When I was in the 6th grade, I inadvertently pulled a loose tooth on a Now and Later while at middle school basketball game. It was the last live sporting event I ever attended.

I love Pam Love

I saw a de-gloving at a horse barn and it was nightmare fodder for years. Mr.r has thick knuckles and so his ring is loose and I won’t let him wear it. (“let” as merely a word). Also, there is nothing ‘jolly’ about them. They’re aggressive teeth bashers. Don’t get me started on “Now or Laters”

“I am where Mentality has always come from. I am Mentality. I am an athlete. I am a scholar. I am a musician. I am an artist and a maker. I am also a fighter.”

“ignorant cats”

Is there a point where a music producer/label/executive says ‘hey, these lyrics are just wrong. They aren’t clever. They aren’t edgy. They’re just wrong’. Cause free speech is one thing but that doesn't mean someone has to bankroll it.

Not only that, but it infuriates me that they call this disgusting competition “Senior Salute.” Like it’s something that’s their due. Like these younger girls have a duty to “honor” the seniors by having sex with them.

how about warning boys to keep their hands and other appendages to their own fucking bodies

Honestly the amount of truth behind this statement actually makes me cry.

This reminds me of a really poignant line in the first episode of Kimmy Schmidt. It is really heartbreaking how most girls are conditioned from birth to submit to men even when we are uncomfortable or scared.

“I didn’t want him to laugh at me. I didn’t want to offend him.” (her rapist)

i think i love you for this comment

Gawd, still relevant, still iconic....

Not sure I want to live on a planet where Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are divorced but Rihanna and Chris Brown are Facetiming.

I have done months of inpatient and outpatient therapy in the past about military sexual assault over three years ago, and I was shopping for a therapist six months ago for other reasons completely unrelated to assault. When she asked me about assault history, I asked her if she knew what rape situations were like in

The ratio of people complaining about the possibility of trolls to actual trolls is like 100 to 1.

UM

BUT IF YOU CAN JOKE ABOUT BEING A RAPE SURVIVOR

WHY CAN I NOT JOKE ABOUT HOW FUNNY RAPE IS

WHY ARE THESE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS NOT THE SAME THING

NUANCE AND CONTEXT ARE POLITICALLY CORRECT LIE WORDS

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You know I love you, but I will fight you if you ever cast aspersions on ANYTHING done by HRH Gabourey Sidibe ever again.

Exactly. That’s why I find this whole entitled culture around weddings so confusing... like, most of you people getting married already have your kitchens and linen closest adequately filled. Why do you need gifts?