This is a good point. In fact, when are going to elect a Satanist president?

Haaahahaha. “Assemblage of ‘human’ parts” is so perfect.

I have never been less sexually attracted to a group of males in my life, and I’ve been to a ghost hunters expo.

Agreed. My cousin is super religious, but she believes in equal treatment to everyone and helping the less fortunate. She’s open to gay marriage, women’s empowerment, outright charity. It’s heartening, and I wish more organized religion operated that way.

I dunno, I feel like Lorde could maybe wreck Diplo in a sexual & emotional way.

I get it, Coolio. Changes in the barometric pressure are a bitch, and we’ve had some weird-ass weather lately.

I think you spelled ‘planet’ wrong.

I think that means Tyra’s rent is due...

Just watched the Amy Winehouse doc last night, so Scott I hope You continue to get the hemp and support you need from your loved ones and the public.

How long do you think we have before Ted’s eyes finally slide down either side of his face to sit parallel to his nose?

If they can add ‘emoji’ to the dictionary, surely they can remove ‘toxins’.

Is bong water still a thing? Do the youths even rip bongs anymore?

This comment is such a huge stretch I pulled a hamstring.

A+ and an Emmy.

GWAKE is my favorite sci-fi/fantasy movie from the 80s.

Well, if she can’t make President she has a bright future in dog fetish porn.

Bitches the Cat might disagree with you there.

It’s surprising that more women haven’t gone on fucking rampages considering the shit we have to deal with.

Is Frankie Muniz really sad? He seems sad.