I, for one, welcome our Red Panda overlords.
If you’ve gotta be bananas, be Mimi bananas.
Oh no, he’s definitely feathered that shit. And I think he has highlights.
TBH, I’d bang that Jesus.
But they still can’t get the full Seger discography so who really cares?
It was super weird. I had joint pain and suicidal thoughts and was so out of it for two days before realizing ‘holy shit, I need to get off of these antibiotics.’
Dude, one time I was on Levaquin for a sinus infection and I hallucinated small people darting around corners ahead of me everywhere I went. Antibiotics can be fucking major.
Did you see Ben Carson’s map of the US? It’s like they all trained at the Second City!
STOP. STOP. THE INTERNET IS TOO FUNNY RIGHT NOW. I CAN’T DEAL WITH IT.
If Blake Lively found her old body anywhere other than at the end of her own neck, I would be very concerned for her.
Wait, I heard you can get weed lube. They make weed lube.
Can anybody here help me set the clock on my VCR?
Yeah, it’s so white I got a sunburn.
Or an ugly person!
I respect all of the women on this cover, but if I were any of them I would be so embarrassed by this cover.
Also. it wasn’t sponsored by Bud Light.