I have huge issues with this new EDM wave. I mean, we did drugs and drove to dark places and, but it seemed more innocent? Not so manic? I don’t know, I am an old broad.

The GOP 2016: Party of Comical Human Garbage Beings

Our President is such a babe.

This is terrible. Glad I did all of my raving in the relative safety of abandoned airfields and strip malls.

My parents met over a game of Monopoly. I think we might have the Next Big Thing in Dating here...

I love puzzles.

That is the best headline I’ve ever read.

But seriously, the issues with female arousal run so much deeper than the mechanics of how a vagina works. This pill would have to be an antidepressant, anti-anxiety, muscle relaxing diuretic with some MDMA and a Zyrtec thrown in to actually work for me.

WAT, they make weed lube? What a wonderous time to be alive.

I think we’d be better off prescribing stop-being-an-asshole pills to men, AMIRITE?

If Vanessa’s right, God is screaming his love in Chicago and I wish he would simmer the fuck down.

That is so damned cute.

Dream sitch, TBH.

Screw separate beds, let’s talk about totally different wings of a house.

Sometimes I let him out in courtyard of my building, but not after dark. After dark he gets brave and I’m afraid someone’s going to take him home or he’s going to get hit by a car.

That cat’s name is Sheetz.

I think you spelled ‘nightmares’ wrong.

Read this ‘feces’ but I imagine that also applies.

And by ‘sea monsters and haunted caves’, I don’t just mean Angelina Jolie. HEYO!

Really hope By The Sea ends up being a Lovecraftian horror movie with sea monsters and haunted caves.