Uh, no Gwen actually wrote that lesson plan back in like 1995.
This is so depressing.
Yeah, and I figure the whole shebang should cost less than $500, minus the cost of the waverunners, which c’mon those are an investment we’ll cherish for years.
SIGN ME UP I WOULD 100%DO THIS EVEN WITHOUT THE BED AND I WOULD PAY FOR IT.
My dream is to get married in a wetsuit, on a pontoon boat, surrounded by friends and family all tethered together in rafts and floats. My uncles will canoe me up the aisle for a short ceremony, and then my betrothed and I will tear ass away from the ceremony on His & Hers wave runners. I have the whole thing figured…
Whatever, I’m getting married in a wetsuit.
About three tweets in, this turned into the visual equivalent of the Peanuts’ teacher voice and I started thinking about how I should’ve gotten a cupcake on my lunch hour.
We shouldn’t be so hard on her. Sometimes you fall asleep watching Sy-fy and when you wake up you get the plot of Frankenfetus mixed up with real life.
“Abortion is not just a simple procedure; it may have many side effects. Abortion has been associated with preterm birth, emotion and psychological impact, and spiritual consequences.”
We’re living in a world where people won’t eat wheat gluten, but will inject silicon into their butts. It is truly an amazing time to be alive.
Me too. Having a hard time feeling sorry for her.
Excellent bangs!
Wait, now I’m eating people? THIS IS CONFUSING.
Weren’t there mostly crackers on the Titanic?
I am so fascinated by Spiritualism. Those wacky mediums.
Christ, even his idea of disaster is precious.
Oh, so Popeye’s is an organization now? Will my lunch be tax-deductible?
If you have kids in college, nudge them towards a psychology major. They will do very, very well in twenty years.