Funny that my dad taught us how to make actual bombs when we were kids, never once a clock.

When I was a kid we used a frying pan as our Barbie swimming pool, but I guess this is fun too.

They’re too busy being trained in the use of non-deadly force. Oh wait...

I tried this, but mine ended up looking like rotary telephones... Maybe I should revisit Step 2?

“Included in that launch is Kylie’s subscription-based site, which offers lots of helpful advice about how to look like Kylie.”

Woof. This just makes me sad.

She can’t even see the wagon, anymore. The wagon has already cleared the mountain pass without her.

I feel like I’m stuck in the Foxmoor at Westminster Square right now. Please send help.

I feel like I’m stuck in the Foxmoor at Westminster Square right now. Please send help.

And who says this guy isn’t qualified to handle delicate political negotiations?

I’m assuming the “something else to do” was be an adult human?

Actually, doing that is super fun.

Any man who’s close enough to your vagina to smell it isn’t concerned with said smell.

He was like five. Kids that young are biologically stupid.

I wouldn’t trust any makeup with that janky label.

I saw an episode of Emergency Vets once where this kid was spinning his pet rat around his head by the tail, and the tail degloved. The vet said it wasn’t a huge deal for the animal, but that poor kid was beside himself.

Why thanks!

This applies to so many aspects of our culture.

Degloving is no joke. Basically all of the skin is gone, so it’s very prone to infection. I can see why they’d hold him.

Now & Laters are the candy equivalent of an Amish dentist.