I remember my first glue gun...

Seriously. And not to defend the rapist at all, but it’s so sad that our boys are taught that ‘scoring’ is a competition. That there isn’t a thinking, feeling human attached to that vagina.

This breaks my heart.

AAAHAHAHAHAHA LANSING MAFIA HAAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.

I call this stage of a breakup “the podcast stage,” as in, the stage in the breakup where you decide to finally start that podcast you always said you were going to start.

Originally the whole point of a registry was that two people were marrying right out of their parents’ houses, and no dishes, linens, etc. If you don’t need any of that stuff, don’t register. Have guests donate to a cause, or give a gift card or cash. But putting dog food on a registry is tacky. Tacky, tacky, tacky. I…

I hope that’s where everyone’s heading, donations or no gifts. And if someone REALLY wants to give a thoughtful gift, they can.

I got to “Weddings are to make money for your future..” and my eyes started bleeding so I couldn’t finish. I can only hope this story ends with a quadruple homicide.

But I mean, we’ve all been there, right?

Exactly.

Outstanding!

I’ve seen dog food and sweat socks on registries, and this is why I have issues.

I would 100% go here, and probably book them to cater my wedding.

I will contribute a tightly-coiled pile of booboo to their front steps.

That’s awesome. I just think it’s gross that registries & gifts are so expected. Like, if you were 21 and both moving into your first place together like it’s the goddamned 50s, by all means let me buy you a mixer. But if you’re both in your mid-thirties, have lived together for five years in a massive condo, and want…

Don’t even get me started on wedding gifts & registries...

What the fuck synapses have to fire in a brain to make a bitch think this would go over well?

This thread should’ve had one reply: Women’s clothing sizing is about as accurate as Dick Cheney on a hunting trip.

TBH, I hope when I’m his age I also look like a fine Italian handbag.