Right? Now I just have to find some idiot to marry...

I feel like my pontoon boat wedding is going to be pretty easy to plan; rafts tied together for the guests, bobber coolers full of canned domestos interspersed through the crowd, and a canoe in which my uncles will paddle me down the aisle. The real expense will be the his & hers wave runners, but hey... you don’t get…

Agreed. My mom owned a print shop when I was in high school, and I love a good bone folder. (wink wink)

That’s one sexy-assed giant rubber ducky in the corner.

Except the Stevie Nicks White Witch counter is actually made of cocaine.

That’s a fire hazard she should be more careful.

“The stars, the moon, and the butt.” Clearly.

My, what an ugly group of walking buttholes.

Duh x 2.

No thank you.

Nope. Got my cobra right here.

For real, I clearly don’t know how to woman.

LOL, more like RepubliCAN’Ts amirite? #boom

I got my purse at Target.

Seriously, start poking around in butts in the middle of the night, and this shit will get solved real quick.

A+

If anything, the Republican party is proving we should have more abortions.

How much money says that hat was made in China?

Haaahahahahaha!

I have one a half-block from my house. I can never move.