Me too. The chocolate ones are meh. Still will eat an entire box in one sitting, tho.

Neither couple is as in love as I am with these Trader Joe’s mini ice cream cones, so...

THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT TO YOU THINK, SHEEPLE.

My OCD has the biggest boner right now.

Mom. Go home. Mom. You are drunk.

Ugh, weddings. Amirite?

If a skeleton wearing a fur coat can get a job on TV, surely all of our dreams are within reach!

Can’t help but hear a Tina Belcher “eehhhhhh” when I look at this.

I just peed the bus.

I would use youindangergirl.gif, but it’s almost too meta.

Can we just move into the Internet yet?

I’m planning on getting a full shoulder cap of a cat riding a bitchin’ jet ski with lyrics from Van Halen’s Panama around it, and if ANYONE gives me any shit about that, I’m going on a rampage.

Pretty sure The Mask did more to shorten lives than the polio vaccine.

A+!

Maybe I should’ve said “shitty Journey?”

Tell it to New England.

IN YOUR FACE, MARRIEDS! Oh wait, you already have a turkey leg in there...

Can we specify that this is New Journey? Thought for a second this was about Steve Smith and my ticker just can’t take that.

Haven’t the gays suffered enough?

Into it.