As much as my heart wants to save Aeris, there really isn’t an equivalent depth of game if Tifa died instead.

DDD can often be a stand in for an F cup.

Great article.

Based on your comment history it’s pretty obvious that you’re a dogwhistling jackass.

He honestly looks good as hell and Billingslea is so good that he sells the lines, as cringey as they are. Maybe between now and 2200 when this game comes out they’ll make some adjustments.

You understand that what you’re saying here is, “I love that the character is a black stereotype, that’s what I love about him the most, and if he isn’t represented as a stereotype then he’s ruined. I don’t want the game’s main POC to be portrayed in a modern, respectful manner; I want to maintain the racial…

I was a child when ff7 came out, and I liked Barret cuz he said swears. Like a lot of things I enjoyed when I was younger, a lot of the more troublesome themes and characterizations were lost on me. I've now grown quite tired of seeing the same tropes used time and again in our entertainment, and I think it'd make for…

Have you worked a minimum wage food service job? This isn’t getting hired on at Lehman brothers, your local pizza joint or Chinese place doesn’t have an HR department or an onboarding process and the amount of time most drivers stick around probably isn’t enough to even run a comprehensive background check that would…

It’s literally in the next line:

It’s not a compliment, it’s a power move. Just like cat calling and other kinds of harassment.

He wasn’t expecting any response from her because he knows the dummy number goes inactive as soon as he closes out the delivery. He did it because he could and it gave him a momentary feeling of power.  

I worry for her now that he’s been fired. As she said, he knows where she lives. Everything about this is so bad.

Presumably because of the bounceback, even if she was somehow like “OH THAT DREAMY DELIVERY DUDE!” (pretty sure something no-one has ever thought outside a porno or that one really strange episode of Gilmore Girls), she couldn’t actually have responded, so this is some strictly one-way creepin’. Somehow that almost…

Control and the power to freak someone out.

I know that some men are truly clueless, but how can doing this NOT be construed an incredibly aggressive, threatening thing? She can’t even contact him, and he must know this. That means “it’s just a compliment” doesn’t fly, because what’s the point then? UGH. FUCK THAT.

“Move fast and break things” sounds great until you realize these companies see other people as things

Who does this? To what end? 

“Mom and Dad, tell us the story about how you met.”

I was stationed at Great Mistakes twice. I tried my best. Shit-cago is one of the three worst places I spent time in 15 years in the military. Segregation and racism like the South. CPD is the KKK. Is there a Illinois Governor who ISN’T in jail? And Wrigley Field? It took one visit to figure out the “vibe.”

No shit. My family was so dedicated to the punching game that we: