Pontypool is the first movie I watched on Netflix! Not sure it’s still on there, but it’s worth a watch if it is. I can still hear the mellow tones of the radio guy’s voice.

I actually saw PontyPool and although it was kinda weird to me, I liked it!

Hermit crabs are not a kids pet. They are very hard to keep correctly and require a lot of walk. You will need a large enough tank, a way to keep the humidity high enough 2 bowls of water fresh & salt as they breath through gills so need to keep sea water in their shells and the bowls need to be deep enough to…

I have no answers, only cheese. 

relevant:

I was a college student when I took my first Anatomy & Physiology course. The way the arm and shoulder bones connected seemed so tenuous to me that I cringed inwardly every time I had to raise my arms up. And fearing any tendon being cut seems eminently reasonable to me

“Random meat into the food” describes the school lunches I grew up with perfectly.

He helpfully illustrated her point for her.

I actually said that to a woman who asked me if I was pregnant. I happened to be leaning against a railing and I guess it kind of pooched out my belly, but I just looked her straight in the eye and said, “Nope, I’m just fat.” The flustered look and her man-friend pulling her away from me was worth the rudeness on my…

“We’re so in sync, we finish each other’s-” “Derek!”

can’t help but notice that along with the increase in fake underage and fake family porn there has been an increase in choking. when complaining about that a female friend said “but I like being choked” and I had to point out that I have trouble finding ANY porn without it. W T F world.

Then again, this goes a long way toward explaining some of the Golden Globes that have been handed out in the last 50 years. (An entertainment journalist who can’t even spell “Barrymore” after 60 years in Hollywood?)

> I can’t do nonscrambled egg

DON’T EGG-SHAME

When I was 6ish years old My family went out for lunch after church to a diner that served all day breakfast. The Man I Most Seek to Please on the Entire Planet (Daddy) ordered a breakfast platter with eggs “over easy.” Seeking to form a bond with/impress my father, I did the same. I still remember the little black…

i get that it’s a texture thing (i’m more of an over medium person myself), but it’s crazy how divisive eggs can be with people, not to mention how versatile. right up there with my favorite foods. 

While I acknowledge your opinion, calling a fried runny egg gross also makes me sad in my soul.

Can we do a thing where people who hate their jobs go find different jobs?

Someone from a forum I visit is a nanny for a little girl who desperately wanted a Paw Patrol birthday party. Her mother opted for a French bistro theme instead, because it would impress the other mothers more (and make for better Instagram pictures, naturally). I don’t even like children, I never want my own, but you…

I get that its 2017 but things you don’t need at your kids birthday party are “veggies” and “veggie chips”. NO!