Yeah but if they adopted her 9 years ago, at the very least, she's an adult NOW.

Ramen.

A roll each of quarters dimes and nickles is $17. A cash box is $5 at the most, round up the withdrawal at the bank to $40 and get the rest in ones, and you’ll have change for the next few customers, which you can swap the bills out in part for the next batch. You shouldn’t have to be going through your personal…

100 layers of lashes

It’s not really a “new” job, and they’ve presumably already done their probation when they got hired in the first place. When you buy a company outright, that includes employee records. If they have a productivity minimum that surpasses the previous owner, they can just decide against hiring anyone who wasn’t already…

There’s no "evidence" he isn't. It's not blatantly obvious that he's local, because it says nothing of the sort.

No. Nobody has ever taken my fingerprints. Ever. I’m almost 30.

I don’t see why that wouldn’t be said about a rich foreigner. It’s not his children’s fault so it sucks that they lost a parent no matter who they are or how much money they have.

Yeah convincing people that their beliefs are wrong isn’t really my job, and doesn’t really work most of the time.

And you’re telling me there’s no animal for them to kill that is less endangered than a rhino?

My actual, out loud, instant response was

Yeah, Stephan! We’re here for a pretty time, not a long time!

After that one, maybe they can write about the aftermath of the rebound, where actual children who went through sexual abuse were treated as if they were delusional, because some cases ended up being falsely implanted memories so of course all cases must be.

It’s not a normal room. It’s a tanning bed. Presumably you get mostly, or completely, nude while getting into it. Aaron started out VERY young, I can see parents worrying about their young teen disrobing in a home that is not theirs, and wanting to make sure it’s safe.

I’m not sure how she could check “herself” in under the currently understood conservatorship? I thought she was unable to legally sign her own contracts and make her own decisions. Wasn’t it this very site where I first read that her conservatorship was so strict that she no longer held the legal right to hire an…

My preferred "sexy and I know it" cover is the Obama supercut. I don't know what public speech necessitated a sitting president to say the word "sexy" but I'll take it.

Lol my mom would turn the volume all the way down at “I’m brave but I’m *silenced*” and when I saw the cd at a friend’s house I asked if we could listen to it. Her mom said it wasn’t “appropriate for children” and I chimed in with “I’ll turn it down when it gets to the chicken part, I promise!” Which was, I guess, not…

“That hair! Damn, this is some Robin Sparkles ‘Let’s Go To The Mall’ stuff”

One of the girls I follow was trying to mimic a specific look from I guess a Kanye video where they are big block characters. Whatever. They built a prop to hold the clothing up, ok, fine.

No I think my previous content is pretty clear that I wouldn’t find it rude.