I see you sleeping on the best beautytuber of them all: Jenna Marbles

I’ve made my choices. 

I absolutely would not want a guy who did one stupid-as-fuck thing at a party when he was 21 getting busted at 63 for fucking a drunk girl that one time in college. Serial rapists are a thing, but there are also really idiot young people.

I’ve been taking books to every three year olds birthday party I have gone to that didn’t request no presents.

We did this for baby shower.  Instead of cards, bring a book and put your name on it so we know who got it for her. 

Planet aid engages in the practice of offshoring clothes overseas which itself is harmful.  They rationalize it that it would be worse if they gave it away, which is true, but that conveniently ignores the fact that when they offload literally tons of clothing at some port in Latin America or Africa that they’re…

He’s getting ripped.

The goal for any parent...it’s not as if my children are essentially my heart outside of my body.

If they removed all reviews that are hearsay, wouldn’t the site be just a logo and some banner ads?

I have found shoes at Marshall’s that had no business being there and that is why I love Marshall’s. I check Marshall’s now the way my dog always checks the back left corner of our backyard fence: once there was a possum there, any day there might be another.

ditto!

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Holy shit, we’ve riled up the crazy ass cultists.

Was hoping to hear “I’m taking her to the strip club.” 

Everyday in America is White Day.

but Kelleth Cuthbert did a damn fine job, whether you agree with said job or not, and should be compensated for it.

I’m sorry this happened to you — and I had almost the exact same experience (didn’t marry mine, but after the break-up, he raped me and, while I was at work, would use my apartment as a studio for trading and photographing child sexual imagery —- without my knowledge or consent, obviously).

I have yet to have ONE of…

Oh, don’t make the mistake of touching a PUPPY. Not unless you’ve cleaned it first!

...which is exactly what stopped me from immediately commenting “why the hell is this news”

If it were me I’d put a lock on the attic access- never going to be using it except from your side where you can unlock it and lock it back up as necessary- no need for someone from the attic access to be coming the other way without having gone up through your access...