That’s horrible.

USA: We’re going to make the NIT of Soccer!

Counterpoint: be good enough to make it into the big boy tournament by qualifying in a garbage confederation.

These are not friendlies. They’re bizarre fail spectacles. Giant loser-fests, which will only be a depressing reminder that these teams aren’t where they should be.

This is so American. We aren’t good enough to get into the real tournament so we start our own international soccer NIT.

This is the worst, most horribly pathetic participation trophy type idea that I’ve ever heard.

I’ll wait for the bone china wadded up used kleenex.

This is some Marie Antoinette Petit Trianon shit

You just bragged about how basic your wife and daughters are...

Do the $1500 “building blocks” still hurt if you step on them when someone leaves them on the floor?

just a simple man eatin’ stuffed crust and thinkin’ ‘bout his daughter’s tatas

Oh no, force me to spend $6 and be treated to unlimited shitty, delicious mac & cheese pizza. Fuck you, fuck all of you. Cici’s rules.

Yeah only on planet FUCK THIS WEED IS STRONG is Litter Caesar’s a preferred dinner choice over Pizza Hut.

Hungry Howies, Jet’s, and Marco’s are all real, and are all significantly better than any of the places on the list.

Whomever voted for CiCi’s should be, well, forced to eat at Cici’s.

Paltrow & Jolie are from Hollywood families. If Blythe Danner’s daughter and John Voight’s daughter didn’t feel comfortable speaking up for fear of repercussions, what does that tell you about the level of power Harvey Weinstein had over the entertainment industry? I hope this illustrates for people how deep this…

Every fucking day. They stole a SCOTUS seat. That shit makes me insanely angry, to the point where I’ve cut every single trump supporter out of my life lest I go feral on them.

Hourly

That photo op was taken in one of the wealthier parts of Puerto Rico, there’s no way in hell Trump would go within a hundred miles of actual suffering.