hahaha
hahaha
so petite
goosebumps and tingling skin. you win.
toilet selfies can unite nations!
you hate love yet you love gronk.
DON’T YOU DARE DISMISS ME LIKE HOMELAND SECURITY DISMISSED THIS WOMAN FROM THIS FLIGHT>
it’s not crazy. it’s REAL ROMANCE. like the kind we see in all the movies. THAT’S HOW YOU SHOW SOMEONE YOU LOVE THEM.
you probably have malaria.
“what do you suggest?”
choked on my supper laughing at this