I wish I was living the kind of life that I could confidently open my front door, having seen a clown through the peephole. Alas!

“Any murder’s horrific. It doesn’t matter whether you’re wearing a clown costume or not,”

Hmm. Lets see. This happened in 1990, which coincidentally is when the first IT movie was released. 27 years later(also the period of time between when IT is active), she gets caught. This is either extremely well planned viral marketing, or this woman is actually Pennywise.

This is why I don’t open the door for unexpected company. Or the phone for unknown numbers. Or talk to people in general.

I don’t want to get my hopes up for 2018 but.....

A simple mistake made by the tired eyes of a man who has probably spent many nights lying awake and wondering how he’d tell his big scary father-in-law that he wants to quit both Ivanka and the White House because both are much harder than he thought.

OR they would say the tweets never existed, and it’s just the lying liberal media saying they ever did. That rally in Alabama was just a campaign rally for trump, definitely not to endorse any candidate.

They would, with a straight face and absolutely no sense of irony, tell you that you’re being incredibly petty about something so small and stupid as a few tweets.

She came on after Dirt Bag was published and this update COULDN’T WAIT!!!!!

Oh my goodness, the “I work with Make-A-Wish Foundation” post. He didn’t come here to play.

Whatever, BRYAN.

I will happily listen to you take down Wendy Williams all day, but just leave Judge Judy alone, whydoncha!

WE DONT DESERVE PETER

You shut your whore mouth about Judge Judy. She is a national treasure.

That’s his “This could have been us, Rachel, with you holding the camera, but you playing.”

Ugh Every time i see Bryan on screen I cringe. I don’t really care if Rachel went on a reality show to find love, but the fact that she picked this dude.... uuuugh.

Leah Remini rules but...don’t you sorta feel for what’s her name?!

Is this really such an awful thing if it means we get more Leah Remini? I mean, yeah, someone is getting fired but... c’mon, Leah Remini.

Bobby Moynihan, too. That’s the one that really guts me. :(