Are you really all that surprised that a school founded on a tobacco fortune would try to practice slavery?

Has anyone ever had the experience of going on a package holiday and a bus picks up several parties at the airport and drops them to different hotels, and every now and again the bus pulls up to a particularly shabby accommodation where everyone holds their breath, wondering will their name be called to disembark…

Trump: [Fires FBI Director who is actively investigating him]

Her wishes include hardwoods, lots of counterspace, neutral colors, a big yard, 4K+ sq feet, Seattle, walkability, and her budget is 7 million.

He’s out of his fucking mind, and it’s just going to keep getting worse.

Fortunately for our democracy, there are checks and balances that keep the President honest. Russian checks and Cayman Island balance sheets.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, yes.

The Spawn of Satan speaks:

a stained mattress covered in raccoon hair

How can a venue be called “Rough Trade” and not be a leather bar?

Alright, Jim, you say you didn’t fuck that shark....

Sharkfucker has to be clubhouse leader for 2017 DHoF, right?

I think it’s fair to say this story has humped* the shark

I hope this never ends. Just keep fucking that shark-fucking chicken.

I want to play poker with this lady.

His friends could see that picture

Unless you are from North Korea and don’t want to be sent to a labor camp

If someone asks you a question — any question — that begins with “Who won the,” your wild-ass guess should never be “North Korea.”