Maybe he finally looked his daughter in the eye, only to be overwhelmed by existential despair when he saw how ashamed she was of him.
He engaged in (some manner of unconventional sex act) with (non-human animal/completely inappropriate human animal) while at (some Trump property), attending a conference sponsored by (right wing organization which firmly denounces the sex act in question).
Chaffetz likely (correctly) assumes that America will be in ruins by 2028, giving him the perfect opportunity to swoop in, save the country, and finally get the recognition he so very much deserves.
“Friends of Jason” sounds like the shittiest support group in the world
Stuffing rocks in my vag didn’t seem like a good idea when Goop was selling it.
Why should you be surprised that he doesn’t use protection? The guy has never played defense once in his life. /deadspin’ed
Jason Statham is a hell of a midfielder...
Whenever anyone says “I could have anyone I wanted” you know they are delusional and you should very very quickly run very far away.
I legit guffawed at the use of the word “full” vis-a-vis his photograph.
Also, Hot Woman, thank you for this!
His definition of “full head of hair” is pretty loose.
I am a hot woman. I don’t have a name because I never needed one because I’m so hot. (Like a lot of hot women, I…
the fuck does Tom Bergeron have to do with this?
yeah what employee is looking at this situation like “well thank god they almost killed that guy, i really didnt want to take the bus”
Rookie mistake. If you think Forced Sodomy Air is just about the sodomy, then you haven’t met the new Forced Sodomy Air.
what pisses me off about this is the whole employee transfer thing. that united would rather 1) offer $3200 for people to disembark to save, what, $2000 flying the employees on another airline? and very obviously 2) beat the fucking shit out of a guy and settle the inevitable multi-million dollar lawsuit that results…
I was on a Delta flight last week and we were parked on the runway for a half-hour not moving because we were waiting for another plane to leave, and the friend I was traveling with had to use the restroom. Not knowing how much longer we’d be sitting there, she got up to go, at which point the flight attendant came…
“I beg to differ.”