Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

Which makes me think that he wore it just so so that it would cover it up.

You know who else is a fucking asshole? Whoever decided to add infinite scrolling to Kinja websites. I hope they get fired.

Apropos of nothing: I keep thinking of Jared’s wife as the first lady, and apparently the New York Times does too:

How can that officer take this guy seriously? He’s an actual major, not some jagoff who majored in Recreation Sciences or whatever.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

I consider myself a jaded pessimist, but for some bizarre reason I find the two of them charming, and am not even bothered by their hardware commercials.

I like Dax and Kristen, though. :( Mostly because they are my hometown couple so you are kinda required to root for them. But also because at least Kristen seems normal(ish) and not a dick?

it’s.......both...............

what the fuck is a Yooka-Laylee and a JonTron?

The Page Six story suggests you might be in the majority.

“88-words” or “story”

RottenTomatoes thinks Brett Ratner is ruining Hollywood.

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are the undisputed champs of over-sharing. I know more about baby Luna than my own child.

sort of a knee jerk reaction, isnt it?

I’m sorry that tweet is hilarious.

They are expecting their fifth child. *barfing*