You know, it’s odd. I was so unaware of Scientology when I got to Hollywood that, when I started hearing how so many of the people that I was around were involved in Scientology, it kinda just sounded like someone talking about Yoga or fucking CrossFit or whatever (this was obviously pre-CrossFit, but you get my…

I’m not trying to fuel your anxiety, but that’s a valid concern. My marriage isn’t the best right more and with every temper tantrum my husband has, a little bit of love and dedication goes away permanently. I don’t even bother getting him gifts anymore. I don’t even think about it! How sad is that?

i invited you. you had your chance. and now you’re sitting there writing passive aggressive blogs. we had a great time eating sheep dick and ram eyes on the rim of a frozen volcano that smelled like hellpoop! i’ve never seen so many “j’s” and “k’s” in my life! there was a man playing an instrument with strings that…

I’ve been to Iceland AND Wyoming.

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

Police charged d’Baha with disorderly conduct

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

That color is beautiful, but I’ve never seen a more persistently miserable couple in my life. They should be staring at the table, eating meatloaf at a Denny’s while silently thinking daggers at each other.

Looks like a wetsuit.

It’s a butt plug not a stick. But he’s married to a woman so it’s cool.

Michelle is as formal as she needs to be and not one. thread. more.

Pence literally looks like a wind up toy soldier, his wife like she’s going to the school to discuss her kid’s third expulsion in two years.

she’s so hott she doesn’t need one.

Melania’s outfit looked great, but her hair was a no.

Well guys, of course the fashion was bad! The dress shops sold out of dresses weeks ago!

Are Kellyanne’s stockings doing a weird thing or did her human skin suit start to slouch around her shins?

Looks like Pence accidentally took his goosestepping pills this morning.

He goosesteps nicely, though. I feel for his dumpy wife; she’s in for a loooong 4 years standing in a row being compared to the Third First Lady.

Did anyone catch Elizabeth Warren in her pink Planned Parenthood scarf? I saw it on a livestream and didn’t get a screenshot in time.