The Takenizer

Jaws, The Godfather, Children of Men, Cool Hand Luke and The 10 Commandments are all better on screen than as books.

LeSean McCoy had hired her to help him host a party but that, when she arrived, it ended up being more of a family barbecue—and afterward McCoy refused to pay. The woman also told police that she was forced to leave behind thousands of dollars in jewelry at McCoy’s home, and later added that she suspected that McCoy…

Yeah, this guy’s mention of a “handful” of people in his feeds feels like an opportunity to construct a straw man to me. This is not even an arguable take, it was so clearly depicted in ROTJ that it is the ONLY interpretation.

I recognize exactly one of these artists (Prince). It may be time for me to break the almost two-decades habit of loading AV Club first thing every day. Maybe start a little herb garden, call my dad, visit my aunt.

You summed it up perfectly; Cousins’ achilles injury not only requires him to miss significant time during the upcoming season, but it is an injury that carries a high likelihood of leaving him a lesser version of himself once he does come back. People seem to be downplaying how big of a deal his injury is and how it…

How about the obvious. He’s a guy with a toxic personality whom any team looking to develop young players wouldn’t touch with a 10 foot pole. He’s a guy who has never won jack shit who was just on a team that got massively better when he got hurt. He’s a guy who was never known for his conditioning who just tore his…

This review is stupid. “Mystery Men” is a goddamn classic.

If George doesn’t go to the Lakers, he’d be a damn good fit in Philly.

I still think a James/Leonard/Simmons/Embiid Big-4 beats the aforementioned new-Laker Big-3

She’s almost juggling.

United States Space Reserves? USSR!

You should review this show. Maybe we’d get better insight into the show rather than:

Elsie is a good stand-in for the audience. She just wanders around confused and complaining about how fucking stupid everything is.

Mic’d up LII is awesome. It’s well-edited, has a great soundtrack, captures the humanity of the players the television broadcast didn’t, and compresses the game into a easily consumable 41-odd minute nugget. Also, once you get into it, you totally go back to that extremely stressful time when everyone expected the…

Marc-André Fleury is also guaranteeing that the Golden Knights will not be visiting the White House either.

Probably in the minority here, but I think it’s fair for an athlete not to want to take part in someone else’s political speech - not wearing the jersey isn’t that different than not wanting to stand for the anthem. This isn’t a private team, it’s the USWNT, for all intents and purposes an arm of the state.

How about instead we let Jeffrey Tambor play the role and reject the new-dawning world of Stalinist political correctness? How about that?

So what was Maul’s plan? To get the coaxium? Why didn’t Qui’ra take it off Han after he killed Beckett? Why did she just bolt? Why would Maul even give her the time of day. “Hey, I killed my boss(your underling) and the mission was a failure...I get promotion now?”

Here’s what I don’t get:
The Enfy’s Nest chick makes a point of saying Crimson Dawn and the other syndicates work in conjunction with the Empire. So Maul works with the Empire? I think not!

Also, if there are sequels, Han can never meet Maul. He seemed pretty dismissive of the Force in ANH