File this under who gives a shit. 

You nailed the type exactly. I watched it last night. The B- grade is generous.

I think it's also a Cloverfield movie now too. 

I have sympathy for the directors who’ve lost control of how their artistic work is experienced, but two points: (1) welcome to the club, that’s the experience of everyone else in film production who isn’t the director, and (2) it’s the studio’s money that financed these films, and they are the ones have the most to…

Some of the most low stakes fighting ever. Just some terrible staging and choreography. I know this is a kid’s show, but maybe make the Stormtroopers at least land a single fricking blow to show they have at least one tooth.

Yes, I get that the show is designed as one-off adventures with an over-arching quest.

Eh...if you’ve spent your time secretly recording conversations with someone in an attempt to sabotage them, and the best you’ve come up with is that they think the superficial aspects of the job are really superficial, you ought to just keep those tapes to yourself. That the media is so readily eating this up and…

Yeah, he’s definitely in a bunch of high-risk groups: old, obese, low-income.

“Hang in there, buddy!”

No.

I thought they were going with the Christian analogy - giving birth in a cave to a savior and all that, but it was much dumber than this. The entire series is basically 10 episodes of complete random nonsense that leads nowhere and amounts to nothing. The icing on this shitcake is a robot giving birth to a flying baby…

No. The only way this ep could have been worse would be if they had pulled a BSG and Mother was supposed to be The Literal Eve.

That same episode, I thought the “give me an excuse to get off the phone” sketch was funnier, and the better intro-to-Will-Ferrell as far as my memory of his first episode goes.

Legit question to the people preordering to get it at launch: Why? Other than Demon Souls it seems no launch game worth mentioning wont be on PS4 and the hassle seems to much to be worth it.

This might just be a me thing, but I finally realized who Campion reminds me of and it's a little odd. He reminds me of Kieran Shipka, oddly a similar tone and something about his eyes and pout. 

I had a weird little moment of my suspension of disbelief being broken during the We Didn’t Start the Fire singalong. Superheroes have been around since the ‘40s, and somehow that song is exactly the same?

I thought I was crazy all these years! I used to spend a lot of time at the library as a teen and to this day whenever I walk into a library or bookstore I have to poop! Anytime I've told anyone this they act like I'm nuts.

A propeller plane that Ford had crashed into the side of an Arby’s only minutes earlier...

Is anybody else getting a strong Colin Robinson vibe from White House Economic Adviser Kevin Hassett?