Keith S. had a small role in the season finale of 9-1-1

I didn’t realize it was Hamill either until the end credits. I knew it was somebody but all I could come up with was that he looked almost but not quite like Keith Szarabajka.

BOOZE-IERS

Has anyone mentioned Vito Corleone yet?

It is truly insane how many major sports stories plus a goddamn impeachment trial happened and G/O Media had no sports or politics sites to garner those sweet, sweet clicks. 

Everybody kept being told “go to pope school, that’s where all the jobs are” and now the market is saturated.

Actually Steve-O was an orphan owned by the television studio...

Your review was better than Perkins. I got more out of it than his critique. 

When this episode ended, I couldn’t help comparing it to Adam Sandler’s hosting gig last season. Both were, to me, pretty decent, both mostly using the show’s lengthy and convoluted history for present-day narratives. Sandler was surprisingly natural, and, with his seasons (90-95) being the originator of the…

My husband is tempted to get Disney Plus just for the Mandalorian (which I understand was the intention). But I convinced him that all we really need is to watch clips of Baby Yoda for free on the internet.

Bad tv is bad tv, and this is bad tv. People expect more from a television show these days. The bar has been raised and you can’t set it back. What’s the point of making a Star Wars TV series anyway if you aren’t going to do something with more depth than the movies, and exploit the things TV can do better than movies?…

Something that doesn’t suck would have been a good place to start. Something with an actual story worth telling instead a bunch of barely-connected vignettes with almost zero narrative momentum starring a central character who is still, five episodes in, a barely developed blank.

He said “Twi’lek Healing Baths” - think Aayla Secura, Hera Syndulla, and Oola from RotJ.

Fun fact, this is a selfie Randy took using his right arm.

I did and then I went to San Antonio State but decided that school wasn’t for me. Ended up in a trailer and then jail. My girlfriend left and coach moved to Philadelphia. But now I own a big piece of land... where I hunt the most dangerous game of all.

Said one person commenting on a Splinter thread to another (i.e., we’re clearly invested in the details of this). Just try explaining a scandal that involves a secret whistleblower, Ukraine, a fired prosecutor, military aid, and Joe Biden’s son to some guy in Pennsylvania who doesn’t pay attention to the news but…

I’m just imagining Colonel Trautman, on a flight to Paris, suddenly bolting upright in his seat and exclaiming, “Rambo!”

“Who do you think you are? My maid?”

“How long was that thing in his lap?”