He also thinks Akie Abe doesn’t speak English.

I look at Clinton’s platform in 2016:

It’s weird to think about what exactly Lebron wants here. I get that he wants his team to be more competitive with Golden State after getting their butts kicked but he has to see the simple reality that the team doesn’t have much in the way of assets to make that happen.

The highlight:

Bill Simmons is trading this for two dimes.

this is an example of having all the elements of a joke but not quite nailing it. sorry bud.

This is exactly why I don’t play in the summer league.

Of note, the Rockets can give Nene a load of different contracts, if they want. Just based the combo of cap space, their desire to use the non-Bird rights exception, and the over-38 rule makes this specific offer non-tenable. Nene is free to sign a 4-year / $15 mil contract - just not under the Houston Rockets team…

Clearly his technique of standing flatfooted, in one place while telegraphing huge, looping hooks is going to do well against one of the most technical, defensive fighters in history.

Man, for $100M I’ll take his place and suffer the beating.

Especially if you start with the assumptions that 1) They were losing Chris no matter what; and 2) They’re not going to compete with the Warriors no matter what.

As do I. They were gonna lose Paul regardless, and ended up getting two useful players, something called a Dekker, and a 1st round pick out of it.

I get why it’s a rule, but it’s always seemed wholly bizarre from a practical standpoint: It would be like if you were, I don’t know, James Harden, and you started shooting three pointers and leaping into people and they called a foul on the OTHER person...

It would have been nice to see a video or have an explanation of what catcher interference is.

I’m not impressed. All you have to do to be good at this is face the other way.

What’s your favorite typo in this Howard Eskin tweet?

I look forward to chowing down on (local foodstuff and/or national fast food chain) when I get to (city)

I’m Sorry Josh Jackson, buuuuuut Ta-tum’s for reeeeeeaaallll

Pictured: Danny Ainge and his draft picks.

Nah, not anymore. The process is over, and Embiid/Saric/Simmons/Fultz is too good to be bottom anymore.