I always assumed Steve Bannon‘s origin story involved a bottle of Dewars and a tube of hemorrhoid cream exposed to Gamma radiation.

Cats will eat a bite of pancake once and act like they liked it, then the next time you offer it to them look at you as if you to say “You don’t expect me to eat that shit, do you?”

That was an entirely different front office that grabbed Manziel in the first.

Will you shut up about defense already!?!

You won a World Series and have been to a Super Bowl, Stanley Cup, and NBA Finals in your adult life (maybe late teens for the NBA, depending). You’ve done ok.

“House, is there a Ewing Theory possib-”

This is a bad take. Simmons has the same fracture that made Kevin Durant miss most of a season a couple years back, and Embiid would be the first player in history to have his career ended by a bone contusion and small meniscus tear. Worrisome, yeah, but unless the Sixers are outright lying about the severity of…

The Sixers are more popular now than before Hinkie arrived — you’re arguing against yourself.

Melo’s biggest issue is simply that he’s too flawed to be the best player on a championship team...but is way too highly paid to not be the best player on a team.

Who could have been had besides Okafor and Noel? Noel was drafted 6 the only players I would make an arguement for are McCollum, Adams, and Gianis. It is easy to say now they should have drafted Gianis but there is a reason he went 15th, alot of people missed. After Okafor Porzingis and Myles Turner was taken. …

I don’t know.

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

Except for the stories touting Dion Waiters’ game-winning shots during that win streak, but you’re absolutely right, no one should be paying attention to anyone except the winning teams.

Still ended the Heat’s 13-game win streak without him, but glad that the Deadspin ethos of “Shit on the Sixers whenever possible” still applies.

Weird, I watched the videos and it shows them asking him to leave then him swinging on people. I am pretty sure it makes him look bad.

So maybe they shouldn’t have asked him to leave. Maybe they shouldn’t have published that statement. Fine. He still got physical and slapped and punched a bunch of security guards just trying to do their jobs. I can’t believe we have to keep discussing this. You can’t just beat people up who irritate, bother, or…

I really don’t understand why the press isn’t properly trolling and baiting him, as he’ll fall for the hook every single time. Why not ask a question like “do you think there were a significant amount of African-Americans among the millions you claimed voted illegally in the past election?”, then sit back and watch…

Dwight Howard poisons every team he’s on.

They come here. They win our boxing titles. They drive drunk... Wait, he was born in the US? Are we sure?