“When you say, ‘I’m a man,’ what do you mean?”

Is “whitest” even an insult? What does that mean? They dance poorly and pay too much attention to their taxes and cheeses?

My dad was a sane, rational man before he retired. Retirement might be the worst thing to ever happen to him and he doesn’t even know it.

Coverage to this point has repeatedly and nauseatingly insinuated that Rose is guilty of rape and this choice of headline is intentionally vague to 1) drive traffic and 2) drive speculation that Rose is somehow involved. “Found Fatally Shot” implies mystery when this is obviously regarded as an apparent suicide.

Yet another bizarre and clickbaity title to add to existing bizarre Derrick Rose trial coverage by Deadspin.

Yeah, it’s a civil case so money is the only issue. I could just as easily call her a money grubbing slut as you called him a rapist. Goes both ways.

This site has done a great job profiling the problem in society with victim-shaming etc and that certain institutions and psychological dynamics make it difficult for victims (read: women) to come forward in situations of sexual and assault and rape. That said, the coverage of this case on Deadspin has made it seem…

I kind of felt like Donald Trump wanted that to happen the most, so he could immediately spin any conversation about policy away into “THEY LITERALLY TURNED OFF MY MIC I TOLD YOU THIS WHOLE THING IS RIGGED.”

THIS.

Deadspin must be world class yogis at mental gymnastics. I’ve literally never seen a group of such sanctimonious people about journalistic ethics do an about-face.

First of all, he’s trending at about a 10% chance of winning. The marginal further diminution of Trump relative to the destruction one could do to their own reps makes this a no-go.

So throwing away long-respected journalistic principles, whereby people may tell you things they otherwise wouldn’t/couldn’t in exchange for confidentiality, is OK as long as you don’t like the guy? We’ve become a nation entirely overtaken by feelings.

Fuck him, but he wasn’t denying what he said in the video, he was denying whatever follow up comment Cooper brought up.

This is a weak take of a far better and more interesting piece of writing.

Nope. If you’re running a sandwich shop, and you run out of pickles, you are obligated to close up shop for the day.

Look, how else is a man supposed to compliment his daughter when the only compliments he knows how to give any woman are that he finds her attractive enough to have sex with?

My wife mocked the quad box last weekend. “It’s just four boxes it’s not that cool!” Divorced her immediately.

RedZone is literally the greatest invention of our time. And god dammit if I don’t get a raging erection when they go QUAD BOX!

This sets up the possibility that Bryant suffers a career-ending injury if he takes a knee during the anthem.

Probably gonna be an unpopular opinion, but if the plaintiffs are using Doe’s past as a defense, then it should also be fair game to the defendants.