Hated to see him get traded from the Phillies. He was the perfect ballplayer for that city.

What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.

Pay him no mind, he’s just salty because we own the moon, and he lives in a country that has flying poisonous crocodiles and no moon ownership.

Zero, because he doesn’t eat the crust

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

Next up: Detroit Lions.

What’s new that rules: Chip Kelly got sent back to college.

Counterpoint: Kobe is not from Philly nor is he an ally of said Philly. Bradley Cooper’s performance in American Sniper is overrated as fuck. Dayna’s argument begins to crumble upon further inspection. (Tina Fey is a treasure though.)

We don’t eat cheesesteaks you fucking dipshit. Roast Pork or bust.

From East Passyunk to Manayunk, from Port Richmond to Darby, from Chestnut Hill to South Philadelphia, we shall fight on.

An unword possiblized by Ralph Wiggum.

Trump ran for President as a way to drum up cheap publicity and then drop out...and then, because the field was full of the unlikeable, insane and drooling moron variety, he kept leading...and then he convinced himself he could win and off he went.

Jeet Heer is what one Philadephian asks another as to if one has dined at a given restaurant.

The thing is, if you have a brain, any time one of the Trump or even Clinton “Supporters” is allowed to speak, it is extremely hard to not start doing a violent and reflexive mental, and maybe even audible, cringe at what they are saying.

(I’m going to get a lot of use out of this photo)

He's prolly gotten pubes in his potato salad, though.

This guy is normal?

Spiral cut hot dogs are the answer. More carmelized meat deliciousness, and it properly fills the bun. There’s more prep work involved, but society has advanced to the point where we have a tool for that.

so basically I just have to stay inside my home for a year straight and I get a cool mil? Done and done. That ostrich can get pissed waiting, but it ain’t comin inside.