“We use our games to bring people together, to build trust and to strengthen our communities.”
No, you do it to make money
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“Excuse me, Mr. Speaker,” counters Kelly, cool as a cucumber, “you have no idea whether it’s true or not.”
By the same token, shouldn’t she know before she calls someone a sexual predator?
You don’t watch football?
Ok, you might have redeemed yourself
What a terrible take. Dude hit a dinger in the playoffs. And who could forget Joe Blanton crock pot night?!?
I can tell the writer never heard Michael Caine’s “Bird & a bottle” story about Sean Connery
The fuck do I care if ratings are down? And even if they’re down, it doesn’t mean they aren’t still making a zillion dollar profit. This reminds me of when the news talks about casino revenue being down for a quarter. So the fuck what
“Through five games, Elliott leads the league in rushing, and the Cowboys are one of just three teams (along with the Patriots and the 49ers) to have run the ball more than they’ve thrown it. “
Teams win to run not run to win. The Pats usually are laying with a lead. Without looking it up, I bet the Cowboys have…
“but their decision to draft Ezekiel Elliott at No. 4 overall—thereby defying conventional wisdom about using a pick that high on a running back in today’s pass-happy league—has been the perfect complement to what that O-line brings.”
Not necessarily. It’s more so because running backs are fungible and can be found…
“He also counts $20.8 million against the cap this season, which would make him the league’s most expensive backup if he were to sit. Romo is under contract through 2019, and he’s had his deal restructured twice, thus kicking some of the cap implications down the road. The Cowboys would have to eat nearly $20…
“Buck says he has not had a hair-plug treatment since 2011"
Bullshit. At first I just thought Aikman gorilla masked him. Now we know he’s getting it done to his face.
Evans will always be the shit but Life Hack and Schilling are killing it. Just wish he would roast Simmons in the Haughty Dipshit section. Or does Simmons not write anymore?
Here’s the method I devised to survive seasonlong fantasy:
1.) Don’t look at your opponents lineup
2.) Don’t check your score until uesday morning
You can watch all the football you want and just worry about your players. And if your guys shit the bed, you still have that glimmer of hope that your opponent shit it worse…
About the bank robberies:
You’re exactly right. Nobody gets hurt, they’ll get him eventually. I once had a cabbie who just got out of prison for robbing banks. I’ll never forget, he said it was so easy and that was the problem. It’s so easy you’ll do it again and again and...then you get caught
“2. Pull chain. Pull chains are awesome because I feel like I’m inside a game of Clue”
Until it doesn’t work properly(which is always) and your rage will burn like a thousand suns as you angrily yank on the chain to no avail unil either you or the chain breaks
I don’t get the confusion. It’ll be the same as last season but with Simmons playing small forward and Embiid and Saric off the bench. Okafor will probably be traded at some point
Giri is a dude?!?
Yeah but this
“40-year-old man who somehow leads all of baseball in OPS”
Drugs. I’m pretty sure it’s drugs.