So you’re saying he is one guy who can take care of half the field, leaving the other 10 to worry about the other half? And that’s a bad thing?

Mango.
Putting unripened mango in a fruit salad should be a crime punishable by ball punting. They know damn well when they’re doing it too

“but watch his five-yard cushion disappear within 20 yards (and just nine strides by Green) and turn into serious separation that would have looked even worse had Dalton not underthrown the ball”

He’s clearly jogging because, like you said, he was expecting safety help

I wonder what player he could’ve been had a not spent most of his nights drunk at a TGIFridays.

Selvin Young

I thought this guy was gonna be such a sleeper. Whenever I say his name in my head, I hear Brett Musberger’s voice

Bubby Brister

A friend of a friend dated(married?) Julius Jones. She would show me pictures of them out and about. He always had a cigarette. I remember it blew my mind an NFL running back was a smoker

“Lights Out” Tim Hauck

It got me too

Bring back Evans and make Simmons the Haughty Dipshit

The fact Kovalev has two mind erasers for hands means his fights aren’t boring. I concur with Daniel Roberts tho. Ward should win but Kovalev has a larger than usual punchers chance

I don’t know how to post gifs so can someone post the one of that slow clap from Citizen Kane. Goddamn was this an epic piece of writing!

The good news is he’s eating the crusts now like a big boy

“I eat 7/8^th of a large pizza and walk away feeling good because I restrained myself from eating the whole thing.”

“I guess not honoring veterans when your a public figure should be no big deal.... typical pussy post”

Like this:

Posted this last on Saturday:

Yo, I was more mad she wanted to put him on the stand than when she smuggled drugs for him. What could she possibly accomplish putting him on the stand? It made no effing sense. You have a client that’s prone to violent outbursts. The best case scenario is he says what he’s said all along, which they already showed in…