A Jimmy thunder reference! My Man! Tuesday Night fights legend

Also, Browne got popped for Clenbuterol after the Chagaev fight

Can we just scrap the NFL and start over?

Your mom is corny

His ghost weed skit verse on that AOI De La album was the shit too

“I never half step because I’m not a half stepper/ Drink alot of soda so they call me Dr Pepper”

Get rid of kickoffs. Start every possesion at the 20 after a score. I know this will result in some bottom of the roster, special team experts losing their jobs but oh well. Now teams can use those roster spots for better depth

He’s Sam Bradford but black so instead of cashing 8 figure checks, he’s applying for a job

Kudos to you for being able to joke about it instead of throwing a full blown hissy fit like some writer

Will the Rams just go ahead and sign RGIII to complete the greatest troll job of the 21st century

Google: The Ringer

So they settled on “The Ringer”, which sounds like a movie where Johnny Knoxville impersonates a retarded person. Oh wait...it is.

Also the point of the “chase the night” story is that you DON’T do it because you are doomed to fail. So Simmons wanted to name his site something that implied it was doomed to fail. Great.

10-0 in the last 10 games. A season is 30 something games

I was hoping the Phillies would’ve hired Jerry Dipoto to make up for Rube’s disdain of analytics

I only came here for Deadspins take on the raw milk lawmaker illness

Boom.Roasted

“he’s good with understanding NFL valuations without objective context”

Kiko Alonso is white.

A kid was raped but y’all got jokes. What the fuck do you think “a 14 year old was violated with a broom handle”means?!?

lol. I’ve been driving a ‘99 Camry for 7 years. Haven’t changed the oil once

Is that picture photoshopped? It looks photoshopped.