The weirdest thing is Candace Cameron’s voice. She sounds like an old lady. It was bugging me out the whole time

If you’re gonna buy tickets, why buy expensive ones?

Calm down, fella. Agree to disagree

1. Yes, plenty of teams use it. Carolina used it to go to the Super Bowl. Also, it worked wonders for Chip when he had the talent. Unfortunately, GM Chip stripped him of that

2. I’m starting to think you don’t know what the zone read is

Zone read option. The QB having the option to run adds another wrinkle and makes it harder to defend against. He never had that with Foles, Bradford, or Sanchez. He did have it briefly with Vick, to no avail, mainly because Vick had issues with “accuracy and quick decision making”. So you’re kinda right.

Chips offense…

I mean the Broncos could sign Os and even make alot of the money as a bonus. That way, when they trade him, they’d be on the hook for it and not San Fran. San Fran basically gets him year to year for whatever his salary is. It would be really safe on their part. But with the bonus money the Broncos would pay to Os and…

What would Kap’s agent care what a team gives up for him?

Sanchez for Kap and a 2nd rounder. What do you say, Chip?

Mad Max should win everything except supporting actor which coincidentally should go to Tom Hardy for The Revenant

Phillies scout sending an email

I enjoyed this piece but have some minor quibbles:

If Sam Bradford is still around and about to get paid, RGIII will land on his feet

cat fight

It’s my wallpaper now

For real, though...who is that guy? Is he a player or coach? Is that hair and ‘stache for real or is it a joke? I NEED answers!

Looks like a young Mike Holmgren or Andy Reid with a chia pet on their head

“A never-evolving”

This isn’t new to those of us who watched all 193 DeMarco Murray shotgun handoffs.

The real story is THIS guy and his glorious perm!

John Oliver is the heir apparent to Jon Stewart. Watch his show

There should be two cities(1 cold weather, 1 warm) on each continent designated to host the Olympics on a rotation. All problems solved. The infrastructure will always be there. No more bribery. Pollution taken care of. Done.