My Jeeps are art. They increase property values. Proven fact.

You seem nice.

I’m always happy to tell you guys about the idiocy my friends and I partake in.

Why learn from your own mistakes when you can learn from mine?

I was expecting a minivan, myself.

Somewhere in America, there’s an NA Miata with an empty engine bay, waiting for this relationship to be taken to the next level.

This is kind of like wondering what the next Porsche 911 will look like.

Pretty sure there is no long version.

“one man’s trash is another man’s David Tracy’s treasure”.

my favorite concoction of penetrating oils

CP.

Atkinson Cycle — an engine with a compression stroke lower than its expansion stroke.

Neutral: Liquidator Brunt will purchase a controlling interest on behalf of the Ferengi Commerce Authority, following the 184th Rule of Acquisition: “A Ferengi waits to bid until his opponents have exhausted themselves.” 

Neutral: Who’s It Going To Be For FCA?

It’s also set to have a nicer interior, too.

Went to the M-trackdays website (linked in the article) and it doesn’t require any sort of proof of purchase or ownership of a vehicle. You can just click the register link, fill in your details (including what sort of BMW you might be interested in) and hit submit.

I was with you until the last sentence. Others will point out their own states’ anomalous pronunciations. And don’t even get me started about the English...

I want 8 spokes (with handles), so I can feel like a sailor

BUT IS THE SHIPLAP OK!?!??!?!?!

I mean, did you see that Land Cruiser?! For that price, all you get is an OK-condition Wrangler TJ with a 4.0-liter. The LC is more vehicle for the buck.

The XJ would have been a good choice, but I’d rather keep all those for myself.

Maybe Sergio Marchionne could be persuaded