And for next year, David will assemble a jeep from a 2000 lbs pile of iron oxide and 12 used bicycle tires using only vise grips, a big hammer and a charcoal grill.

So they get offended by a VW impound lot impersonating pre-game parking, but never had problem with the Lions impersonating a football team?

YOU’RE NOT TOO LATE

How much did David Tracy give you for it?

“absolute badass in the courtroom.”

I’m going to have to ask you to leave now, please. Don’t make a scene.

Another reason why Jalopnik should hire me as a professional shitposter.

You guys are focusing on the wrong clue in this picture. It’s all about the pole.

I choose cars solely on NP0CP comments. If the community at large gives a resounding endorsement of say, an 1997 Grand Am, I run out and get one before the market finds out and the prices skyrocket.

Sales of new Audis and M model BMW’s will plummet.

Anti-counter counterpoint: Some vehicles are Lambos. But only if you’re pretty sure.

The Ferrari is slower in a straight line. But if you are buying a Ferrari for straight line performance you are doing it wrong.

Triple eh.

I mean, quite frankly, a Ford Focus with a TI-84 wired into the steering column could probably drive better than many of the braindead idiots I see around Detroit.

Lamborghini marketing to women with the same sensitivity of bros sending the object of their affection a dick pic.

Moral of the story, MIATA Is A Terrible Ark.

If only he had a trailer to screen the cars from public view.

Clearly, you’re the main culprit behind the misandry. WHY CAN’T YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD US MALES HAVE IT? (lol, hard)

So.....when are you leaving to go pick them up?