Me too! wth?

Wait...wait...she adopted.

I have had both, and aside from the feelings, they are the same procedure.

Thank you so much for this beautiful story! You made me cry. ❤️

Haha that is how I will translate DTF forever more.

Fuck this guy. Maybe his spouse has incredibly low libido because she can sense all his fucking lies! Why get married and stay married if you don't believe in it?

Rossini?? I am offended!!

What is this?

That's intense! I'm amazed the missionary stayed through flying furniture!

So the Devil won? Just kidding. That experience sounds terrifying. I remember a time in my teen years when a youth group showed up at my dad’s apartment and walked through it, praying. I mean, we needed it, my dad was an alcoholic to the worst degree, but it was mortifying for me. They all felt sorry for me after that…

I would like to hear your story if you care to share it.

That Pantone color would be perfect for my “Sexy Gumby” costume.

Haha omg - D&D dwarf! Thank you for that amazing visual.

Slothgon, take me away...

Never too much, girl. NEVER!❤️

I once confused nair with shave cream at my grandma’s house - I imagine it's about the same level of HOLY FUCK FIRE!

A lot of the 80s makeup is back - I just sampled an eye shadow this week that had the same silky-glittery feel as my mom’s old neutral compact from when I was a kid.

Man, the comments here are spectacular! And I finally know I am doing an adequate job with my kids in a restaurant. Whew!

I love this column! I wanted to tell you I got Scent Trunk this month and it was impressive - two of the three perfumes were fantastic.

I think we got the same box! Jelly curls is amazing - a definite buy for me. The supergoop cream is making me break out, unfortunately, but that aloe cream is awesome.