It had the same effect on me - I think it’s a red for paler, maybe blond people - not so much for olive toned people like me. My daughter (who is almost three) has been tossing my makeup area on the regular, searching for it.

They prefer the term “santimommies” if you must know.

You said it so well - thank you. I wish I could star you but kinja is being really kinja-y today.

Every time I read your comments, know that this vision of plane sexing is all I will see. You're also wearing a monocle.

I would guess you are an hour glass.

What in the fucking fuck? Wait - did your friend keep dating him? I need to know.

why are you so threatened by other people’s animals? I have two kids and there is no way I could give two shits about what my child-free friends call or consider their pets. Fur babies? Sure. Fuck it. My vagina is not golden, my breeder love is not greater than what my friends have for their pets. There, I said it.

Thank you.

In total agreement with you - and with two kids.

It just hit me that his hand twin is Lt. Dangle.

Post-partum Pink

I have the same thing - but I no longer drink - but yes! The hangover is all about shame.

I think it has to do with being embarrassed of the drunk behavior of people you love. You don't want to appear that way.

Okay. If you want to spend this fantastic Sunday defending your cause, great. Get angrier. That term is a term of endearment and if someone called me a wild bitch, I'd love it. Clearly she didn't, great. Some women don't like to be called beautiful, or terrifying - take it as you like. It doesn't mean an apology is…

Ah, you’re fine. It’s a great term, and it’s a saucy compliment.

Sometimes ghosting IS the best way to deal with someone who won't take no for an answer.

Fucking hell.

Wow - thank you for that!

That is gorgeous and you look amazing!!

And they're all blind.