I find most ppl that don’t like gay ppl don’t actually have any problem with the individual gay people they meet. Like my Aunt but with Muslims.

For that alone they get fed to the crocodile.

That seemed crazy mean.

They dared to use Sir Ben Kingsley as a FUCKING PROP! RAAAAGE

True, but, man, is her narrative coherent and believable.

“Gaga came to me, and I just could not find a soul.”

kinda telling that the terrible duo couldn’t even figure the Matrix out correctly.

Toni Morrison could say that babies ARE made by magic and I’d just nod happily at her.

A lot of people have irregular menstruation though. Before the pill, mine was all over the place (gone for 3 months, come back, etc.). I'd think that with less than adequate nutrition and hard-living back in the day, even more people would be irregular.

Maybe they’ll be rehired by the cafe that took the dbros’ spot?

Why would early humans automatically connect a cessation of menstruation with pregnancy? Especially since menstual cycles are rarely perfect, and some women bleed almost the entire time they are pregnant, confusing this bleeding with a period. Early humans did not automatically know that sex = babies. I would have to…

Hearing screaming = making the connection to sex how, again? She’s not saying “magic” in the sense that men didn’t understand that childbirth happened and thought women just pulled a baby out of a hat one day, she’s saying “magic” in the sense that the mechanism of conception was not understood at all. Considering…

I don’t. Men are notoriously unobservant, and never moreso than when it comes to “ewwww, girl things.”

Baby magic?

I gave birth once, and there was nothing mundane or ordinary about it. It was the most incredible experience of my life. It was magical.

MAN: the gods have blessed you with baby magic and makes the baby again, the gods are good to us

Giving birth isn’t magic, but it is magical.

chic as fuuuuuuuck. 💖

additionally, if a friend asks you “should I get bangs?” within 1 month of a breakup, lock her in a closet (SANS SCISSORS) and call for professional help because otherwise she is going to do it herself and it is going to be baaaaaad.

I’m in the middle of this right now. I don’t even know what happened. C and I have known each other for 40 years; we were best friends in high school, then went our separate ways, as kids do at that age, me to college, her to another city to take a job and escape a difficult home life. Three years ago, we reconnected,…