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Posting this gif after the fact doesn’t magically make your post “a joke.”

It’s not that funny, buddy

Lol, found the salty OSU fan. 

Maybe the sculptor was onto something...he managed to capture his inner coolness quite well

All sports are unwatchable if you are looking for reasons to dislike them.

No good take has ever ended with “You get paid millions to play a game. Play the game.”

You know, in this one instance the Yankees would agree with your take.

Golden State won’t be able to retaliate by having Draymond Green zero in on Perkins’s dick and balls, since the Cavaliers aren’t yet desperate enough to have an actual relic play minutes at center.

What do the Cavs and your comment have in common?

Perkins was trying to move out of the way as fast as he could.

You get paid millions to play a game. Play the game.

This is a very bad take from someone who has never played the game before.

“Can Boston somehow also lose?” - Everyone else

Ligaments don’t really care how much money you make though. Playing every day is hard. Playing 3 times in 24 hours is very hard. I’m not sure most of us are in a position to tell Aaron Judge to toughen up.

As much fun as it is for fans to watch position players pitch, I doubt the Yankees would be quite as thrilled for it — unless the Yankees get 7-8 innings out of their starters for these games, the bullpen is going to have to eat a ton of innings, and they probably won’t re-use guys.

Three MLB games? I thought the doubleheader was against the Orioles.

I’ll take the Yankees on ESPN versus the Yankees on MLB network. Costas mails it in sooooo hard, hearing him come up with new and exciting ways to talk shit about Gary Sanchez’s crappy defense is getting annoying. Smoltz is slightly better, but you can tell he’d rather be golfing.

That’s a spicy baseball beef, but playing three MLB games in less than 24 hours does seem to be pushing it, especially with travel in there.

“I went on a vacation to Cleveland”