I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

He was in poor health at 93 years old and Cinder took full advantage, gaining quite a bit of weight (as you can see!)

“And when I say brother, I don’t mean it like an actual brother, but in the way that black people use it. Which I think is more meaningful.”

... just look for MAGA paraphernalia around the office.

I can’t imagine their initial “investigation” went beyond asking Taubman if the comments were directed at anyone, and then credulously accepting him saying “of course not.”

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

I’m sorry but the Astros said that this is misleading and you are just trying to fabricate a story. They are actually up 2 games to none. THEY HAVE WIVES AND DAUGHTERS AND ARE PROGRESSIVE.

The Jets and Mets are run by the exact same people now?

I wanted to take this opportunity to say that I am not going to continue reading Deadspin due to the management’s lack of concern for the user experience. These auto-playing videos with the sound on are too much. I’ve been a reader for nearly 10 years, but I can’t abide by such egregious lack of care for the product.

Username checks out. Nothing more on brand for a Baltimore fan than a senseless hatred of all things Washington sports related (except the Caps, maybe), and the need to insert that hatred into a story that is a lot more consequential than whatever weird complex fuels that pointless hate.

Yeah, Darnold’s no-name receivers are in man-to-man coverage. What could possibly go wrong against *checks notes* two All-Pro (and possible HoF) guys like Stephon Gilmore and Devin McCourty?

I said this in the other article about the Jets clusterfuck, but this whole thing is basically Belichick daring Adam Gase to change literally anything about his game plan, and Adam Gase just refusing to, because he had something he wanted to accomplish in this game and he was going to do it regardless of if it was…

Brady’s case is exacerbated by the fact that he got genuinely fucked over by the NFL for deflating footballs.

The media may not be to blame for that, but they are responsible for the fucked up game of Where’s Waldo I have to play to find the fucking autoplay video blocking the sound from a video I, ya know, actually want to hear.

I trust Dave’s opinion on this matter.

And yet somehow they are also 6-1. Another soft schedule, true, but such is the case with a lot of the top teams currently. I don’t know how good the Bills are, but their offense is generally capable enough to take advantage of the opportunities provided by their defence. Hence the argument that they are, at least at…

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

LeBron James: [no look] “Pass.”

I haven’t been a Lebron fan since the bullshit decision nonsense when he went to Miami. Then, as a Laker fan, when he signed with LA, I was ambivalent at best about him signing. Now, after his HK taek, it turns out he’s still the vapid, self centered jackass who did that decision bullshit. What a surprise.