Do you? Do you know how abductions work because I’ve had friends who have had this happen to them. Since her last name matches neither the child NOR her husband it sets off a number of alerts for this scenario. What if the father, who did not have custody of the child, was attempting to take it out of the country…

The agent didn’t do anything wrong though. The child has a different last name than the mother and those rules are in place to keep abductions from happening. Imagine if she had let an abductor through because she didn’t want to be seen as racist?

This is incredible. I guess I always suspected something like this could happen but to actually see it still sort of amazes.

Is there a Deadspin+ in the works?

A.k.a. the Republican solution to the problem.

Let me see, the self-professed Bruins fan who’s also seemingly a Raider fan is pro-violence and applauds head shots delivered by a goalie blocker, even though that’s strictly proscribed by the rules, which the NHL again failed to enforce, coincidentally, as it would have meant a penalty awarded against a Bruin.

Oh stop. If the goalie had somehow been involved in what was happening, I might agree but he’s not, it’s just barely in his zip code. And he’s just using that as an excuse to be a douche and take a shot. Stop with the “it’s his net” stuff, he’s not being crowded out or screened, this is a BS cheap shot after the play…

Maybe, but it doesn’t excuse a goalie staying geared up with a full helmet on and throwing punches like a little bitch. If you want to fight throw ‘em down and be a man about it.

Oh come on Bruins Fan, be a little honest here. That’s seriously weak shit from Rask, call it what it is. Conacher’s into some BS stuff himself in the crease but that’s between him and guy he’s engaged with, not Rask. Rask gets involved like he’s personally affronted or something. Nonsense. And then he escalates like…

The goalie keeps the mask on? Real tough guy

Yeah, from someone besides the goalie who is throwing punches with his gear on and in absolutely no danger of being hit. This is marshmallow-soft, sissy-boy goalie behavior. When you want to throw a tantrum at least drop the gloves and take your helmet off like a big boy.

Nah, fuck that. It was a dirty move by Rask. Not sure how, but this is clearly Marchand’s fault.

Make me.

In other news, Richie Incognito is preparing for hate speech charges to filed shortly after this year’s training camp begins, because, let’s face it, there’s too much material here and sometimes you just gotta talk shit.

“But did he do it the ‘Right Way’?”

Again, don’t be dense.

Man, I thought I’d seen all the worst takes, but here’s a new one!

These kids are being used by adults with an agenda.

How I was at 16 would probably be a whole lot different if someone had shot up my high school and killed a bunch of my friends. Don’t be dense.

Same with the Gwinnett Braves name! Gwinnett of course was founded by a group of racists, and was later the home of more racists.