😮 that seems way too exposed for a superstar to live in. Perhaps she’s using it as a recording space or repurposing.

Why do I keep feeling like none of this shit will ever really matter? It depresses the hell out of me thinking that Trump is going to get away with everything.

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

+ number 2

Where does she think she is? A fucking Applebees??

loose stools, pancake butt, untied shoes

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

If i had a nickel for every time i’ve wanted to do this.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Pence desperately wants to be President and he’s doing everything he can to stay on Trump’s good side until, Pence thinks, Trump impoldes and he takes over.

oh man, what if we all started pretending we wanted Pence to be president. You think they’d have a huge fight? That would be hilarious

Lauren, you win the internet tonight for finding the perfect spot for ‘oleaginous.’ Given Trump’s addiction to the crap on Fox, this greasy potential Newsmax lineup will only cut further into his executive time.

It mentions she’s not religious...something tells me that plenty of people have uttered the words, “If I die, I die” without any sort of exposure to the Bible. People come up with the same catch phrases independently all the time...it’s the nature of language.

Megan I’m sure your mom is a really awesome woman but she didn’t invent that quote.

She added: “I think it’s pretty clear the Department of Justice opposed the merger, so the president or his administration hasn’t been influenced by any outside special interest...”

And, evidently, Novartis got more than their money’s worth.

I resent that she looks like a bunch of fun in that lede image.

In other news, Mike Pence voted in the recent Indiana election via absentee ballot using the Governor’s residence as his current address.

Pence looks like he’s perpetually passing kidney stones. I wish.