Any time you can work a Young Ones gif in as a reply, you’ll have my star.

That didn’t seem like an actual denial.

I’m looking forward to the next season on Rand Paul’s Drag Race.

It’s not just government offices. Every law firm in America that isn’t intentionally destroying records. Never give out original ANYTHING.

Serena is also 37. Kim was maybe 26?

I learned some French today. L’Etat, c’est moi.

As a former competitive tennis player, I’m gonna say, i think it’s gonna be hard for Serena to become the player she once was.

What, THIS guy? No way!

I think he’ll keep Pruitt around to replace Sessions. Pruitt will fire Mueller! THEN, he’ll fire Pruit.

As a former competitive tennis player, I’m gonna say that it’s REALLY hard to come back from an extended time off, much less having a baby, and get back to where you were before. Others say she is going to win more grand slams. I don’t see it happening.

I’m getting an Eva Peron vibe.

Oh my God! I like totally....

Would people shut up please? This intermittent “whoo!” just pisses me off.

a former video editor who worked for Jones for 13 years

He reminds me of someone. I just can’t quite...

Yeah, I thought about the “felon” disqualification, but even though she was convicted of some serious crimes, I’m not sure any one was a “felony” exactly.

Maybe they accidentally banned the wrong account. Lucien, Laurie...kinda close, right?

Bra fiiter? Is that a job? Does she stand there while the Queen tries on a bra and says “No, i think we need to try a cup size larger. I always gain wright over the holidays,too.” “How does this feel? Not pinching in the back? It’s very sexy..”

Scalp reduction surgery? If I had billions of dollars, would I? Is that what rich people spend their money on? That and buckets of fried chicken?